Hello sweetie, I’m Ally Brinken.
I’m a bewitching, genderqueer, sadomasochist with a taste for the dark and deviant. With over a decade of kink experience and my preternaturally intoxicating voice, I can turn your wet dreams into full blown erotic nightmares. So make yourself at home and see what I have to offer.
Who or what are you?
I am an academic, sex worker, and geek; a charismatic and mischievous creature; transfemme, genderqueer, and sadomasochistic; easily bored and fond of games. My pronouns are they/them/theirs and my title is Mx. (pronounced ‘mix’).
What services do you provide?
I provide geeky companionship, recreational hypnosis, erotic role play, and occasional kink counseling/education (fire, electricity, mind play, and heavy impact are specialties). I also advocate for the rights of trans people and sex workers, tend not to turn down guest spots on podcasts, and have always wanted to do some voice acting. So hit me up at email@example.com.
How do I access your audio files?
My free files are all hosted here on site and can be accessed through the link at the top of the page. My pay-files are exclusively available through NiteFlirt! Just click here, to see what’s on tap. Files can either be streamed on site or downloaded and played any time. NiteFlirt is an established, trustworthy, and secure payment processor that takes all major credit cards and bills discreetly as ‘NF Services’.
How do I commission a custom file?
If you have a specific desire, a commission is the best way to get exactly what you need. The first step is to e-mail me and describe what you’re looking for. Then we can discuss a time-frame and payment options. Pricing varies with complexity and time, and all commission fees must be paid in advance. A sample schedule is as follows: Short audio loops starting at $100, longer audio experiences starting a $150, and full hypnosis sessions starting at $200.
How do I book a live phone or voice-over-IP (VOIP) session?
Live sessions are where I truly shine! There’s just nothing better than interacting with me in real time. Sometimes you can get lucky and spontaneously find me with my Niteflirt line open, but the best way to get a live session is to book in advance. The first step is to e-mail me and describe what you’re looking for, then we can schedule a time. Live sessions take place either over my NiteFlirt line or through my Discord server. My standard rate for live sessions is $75/half hour ($2.50/minute).
Do you offer live in-person sessions?
I have in the past and am toying with the idea of doing so again. Check back next semester.
Are you in a relationship?
Yes. I am head over heels in an emotionally monogamous relationship with a queer, intersex woman. She’s my equal, my partner, and sometimes my producer. And yes, we are probably even more adorable than you are imagining. I am not looking for additional romantic partners.
My question wasn’t on this list! How do I find out more about you? How do I contact you?
The best way to find out more about me personally, get updates on my new files, and learn when my phone line will be open, is to follow me on Twitter (mostly SFW) or Tumblr (often NSFW). You can also sometimes find me hanging out in my Discord chat room. And there are even more ways to contact me listed at the bottom of the page. So pick one that you’re comfortable with and say hi!